The Gospel According to Corona

How I became a corana-fundamentalist

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My Conversion

At the start of the lock down, the only shop that was allowed to open, was Tesco. People weren’t allowed out of their homes except for exercise or to go to Tesco. People hate exercise, so everyone just went to Tesco. This resulted in massive queues outside their stores. It was during a 2 hour wait back…